hitlersasshole:

I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself

(via pizza)

64px:

sweet dreams are made of bees, who am i to diss a bee, travel the world with the seven bees, everybodys looking for……….bees

(via crave-victory)

petbarack:

 ∧_∧
(。・ω・。)つ━☆・*。
⊂   ノ    ・゜+.
 しーJ   °。+ *´¨)
         .· ´¸.·*´¨) ¸.·*¨)
          (¸.·´ (¸.·’* ur cute

(Source: lhommewalk, via crave-victory)

shego:

when people are very very nice to you and make you feel good about yourself

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(via cronus-moanus)

waywardchappy:

I always read FAQ as fack and I don’t plan on changing this

(Source: wizardick, via bebeplz)

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

(via for3v3rbrave)

jenna-jelly:

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

Movie problem solved.

jenna-jelly:

ameliahidesthetardis:

Screw that

Movie problem solved.

(via guesswhatusuck)

too-smacked:


condoms are doing it right

too-smacked:

condoms are doing it right

(Source: kradify, via unadulteratedl0athing)

flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

(Source: flirtytwink, via bebeplz)

conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

(via unadulteratedl0athing)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

(via crave-victory)